Yes, Tenga Lip Service toys *are* everything they’re cracked up to be… and more. The sheer awesomeness of surprise orgasms helped along by a vacuum seal that’s just scary (see below) is mind blowing. Honey#1’s knees are still shaking a week later. (more…)
Woo! I’m absolutely tickled to have been accepted as a Good Vibrations Brand Ambassador (curtsey). What does it mean? I get a new, cool sex toy from the kind folks at Good Vibes every month, and all I need to do is play with it in every imaginable way, and then tell you about it. I love my life :-). (more…)
The good ole Catholic guilt has been replaced with Green guilt. Yes, even in the bedroom (or wherever else you choose to practice your vices). You replaced all of your old sex toys with a healthy phthalate-free version. Glass dildoes glitter in your toy-box, and the wholesome all natural water based lube sits on your bed stand.
Yet, just like the ghost of that secret McDonald’s burger you snarfed a few days back, your old sex toys lurk in the back of the closet. What to do? You can just imagine the garbage man accidentaly ripping the trash bag right at your front door. Or the decades long poisonous meltdown in a local landfill. Do vibrators go critical at a certain density? Considering all the exotic materials we were blightly sticking up our tender places for the past 20 years or so, you’re at least bound to cost some poor amphibian an involuntary gender reassignment.
Dreamscape’s got your back, environmentally conscious sex fiends (I’m talking to you, San Francisco)! We finally have a way to sin and be saved - www.recycleyoursextoy.com. Send in your used (and washed, for Pete’s sake) sex toys to be recycled, and you not only help Momma Earth stay pure(r), but also get a $10 gift card towards your new sex toy.
So, you got it all - the Rabbit vibe, the cuffs, the jeweled anal plug, one or two feet worshiping subs, the works. Yawn. I bet you never thought you could fuck a dragon though - well, now you can! (more…)
Calling Fleshlite a masturbation sleeve is like calling Grand Canyon a hole in the ground. According to its makers, it’s the most sold sex toy for men, ever (though now that the straight boys have discovered their bottoms, I suspect that the butt plugs & anal vibrators are catching up fast). (more…)
Woops, came too fast? What’s stopping you from going again? (more…)
Imagine watching your favorite porn movie while a willing, skilled and untiring sex-slave matches every plunge and squeeze you see? (more…)
