Let’s face it. No one knows how to get you off as efficiently as you do. If your body gets comfortably used to this “perfected orgasm”, it may become harder to get there while fumbling with another person.
After my eyes glazed over during the seventh porn movie excuse of a blow job, I got the intense urge to throw popcorn and yell at the screen… but I’ll write this remedial blow job post instead.
Does your erection last longer than pyramids? Do you get hard at the drop of a bra? Are you a robot from the future come to ravish the fair maidens of the 21st century?