Good for your naughty bits *and* the environment!
The good ole Catholic guilt has been replaced with Green guilt. Yes, even in the bedroom (or wherever else you choose to practice your vices). You replaced all of your old sex toys with a healthy phthalate-free version. Glass dildoes glitter in your toy-box, and the wholesome all natural water based lube sits on your bed stand.
Yet, just like the ghost of that secret McDonald’s burger you snarfed a few days back, your old sex toys lurk in the back of the closet. What to do? You can just imagine the garbage man accidentaly ripping the trash bag right at your front door. Or the decades long poisonous meltdown in a local landfill. Do vibrators go critical at a certain density? Considering all the exotic materials we were blightly sticking up our tender places for the past 20 years or so, you’re at least bound to cost some poor amphibian an involuntary gender reassignment.
Dreamscape’s got your back, environmentally conscious sex fiends (I’m talking to you, San Francisco)! We finally have a way to sin and be saved - www.recycleyoursextoy.com. Send in your used (and washed, for Pete’s sake) sex toys to be recycled, and you not only help Momma Earth stay pure(r), but also get a $10 gift card towards your new sex toy.
