Tenga Review - Japanese invent a better pussy!
Yes, Tenga Lip Service toys *are* everything they’re cracked up to be… and more. The sheer awesomeness of surprise orgasms helped along by a vacuum seal that’s just scary (see below) is mind blowing. Honey#1’s knees are still shaking a week later.
Tenga Lip Service (courtesy of Good Vibrations)
Amazing suction
Great phthalates-free material feel
Comes in two sizes
Pre-lubed with a lube that’s just right for masturbation
Easy to grip
Oy, the orgasms!
SINGLE USE ONLY (tho you might be able to clean it up and reuse with a lot of effort)
Damn lube is *cold* at first
Down and dirty:
I’ve noticed these high-tech masturbation sleeves almost a year ago, on a Japanese web site. They looked so cool to my geeky little heart, I kept waiting for them to show up in the US. Finally! Found them at Good Vibes with a gift card in hand - doesn’t get better than that.
The first thing I noticed is that they now come in two sizes, 6.0 & 8.0. The 8.0 was developed specially for the US market, I kid you not (yeah, insert a stereotypical joke here.. please don’t). I’d really, really suggest 8.0 if you are near or over 7″ - I tried sticking a finger into 6.0, and it barely fit. Of course, you might like that yourself.
Getting Tenga ready is easy - just peel the top of the wrapper, take off the cap, peel the top hole covering and you’re ready to go. No worry about bra hooks and foreplay ;-). Remember that hole on the top, it’ll be your best friend a little later. Unfortunately, the first dip can be a little cold. (Alas, the Tenga warmers sold in Japan have not made it to the US yet. Are you listening, Good Vibes?) Eventually, it’ll warm up from your body heat and friction though.
Tenga interior (courtesy of TengaUS.com)
… And there’s a whole lot of friction. Wow. Just take a look at this interior diagram from TengaUS web site. Every inch is designed to bring the maximum stimulation of just the right kind in just the right place. Even the softness of the material inside varies - the opening is butter soft (really, just one touch and you’d be addicted), the nubs that rub the head of your cock are firmer so you can really feel them.
I started with simple stuff first, letting him slide all the way in. After a few strokes, Tenga started warming up, and my honey’s eyes started bulging out of his head. But wait, that’s not all! Twisting when he was all the way in had a great effect too - try it. Another thing that apparently felt really good was plunging just a third of the way in for a while. So many amazing sensation to feel, all different.
Then, I started using the amazing Tenga suction in addition to the twisting and stroking - close the top hole with your finger on the upstroke. He’s never felt suction like this… Even I have to admit that (you’ll know why in a moment). To every one’s surprise, he came in minutes (this is a guy who was trained to last for hours, people). After he could catch his breath, he said it felt like the orgasm was just ripped from him, a one long, powerful pouring out instead of the usual spurts!
Of course, after all the fun I just had to take a look inside this magic toy. So, I went to wash it out (almost impossible - if you want to reuse it, you’re better off not cumming inside). I jammed the opening onto my bathroom faucet and waited for water to start pouring over the top of the toy.. and waited.. and noticed that my feet are getting wet. The damn thing has such an amazing vacuum seal it *actually backed up water in the pipes until the pipe joint burst water*!
Wow.
I’m buying another one. Right away. Again an again. At least until they start making the reusable version in the US size.
Even though I’m a hardcore cyberpunk I prefer the real thing
Comment by M.Christian — October 14, 2009 @ 6:29 am
Just got one from GV, and you are right these things feel better than anything I’ve ever tried, truly addictive. Wow. But as someone who has studied fluid dynamics in class I find it hard to believe that this thing INCREASED the pressure in the pipes enough over the static pressure to cause them to leak, unless the pipes were already leaky. Even if it sealed perfectly and filled perfectly it would just contain the same pressure as what was in the pipes before the valve was turned on.
I tried taking it apart to clean, and was successful but unknowingly ripped the seam where the latex is press-fit to the outside shell, not realizing I should have just reached my finger in and pushed it out. So now I just use the latex part without the foam or shell, and it’s much better than regualr wanking, but not quite as good as a fresh Tenga.
Anyway, sorry to go all geeky on you, back to the enjoyement…
Comment by Tee — March 7, 2010 @ 12:51 pm
Tee, I’m sure you’re right. My plumbing is pretty old (no, people, my *apartment* plumbing), so that could have been a factor.
All I know if that the Tenga was over the faucet turned up on high, not a drop of water spilled out, but my ankles were suddenly wet from water coming out somewhere else down the line.. Was too busy mopping up to investigate further.
I think the quality of experience greatly depends on the kind of lube used - I noticed that the lube Tenga comes with is much more dense than the usual water based lubes - almost a gel. When retried with a standard lube, honey reported it was not nearly as much fun. Finding a thicker lube might be worth a try.
Another great development: Reusable Tengas (Tenga Flip) & even better, Tenga WARMERS have finally made it to the US! Considering how cold & clammy the thing is when you’re getting started, a warmer would be a worthwhile investment.
By the way, you can *never* be too geeky on me! Just the phrase itself gives me a pleasant little shiver. Got this ole brains fetish, you know.
Comment by Webmistress — March 12, 2010 @ 11:20 am