Lovings Lounge

Yes, Tenga Lip Service toys *are* everything they’re cracked up to be… and more. The sheer awesomeness of surprise orgasms helped along by a vacuum seal that’s just scary (see below) is mind blowing. Honey#1’s knees are still shaking a week later.

Tenga Lip Service (courtesy of Good Vibrations)

Amazing suction
Great phthalates-free material feel
Comes in two sizes
Pre-lubed with a lube that’s just right for masturbation
Easy to grip
Oy, the orgasms!

SINGLE USE ONLY (tho you might be able to clean it up and reuse with a lot of effort)
Damn lube is *cold* at first

Down and dirty:

I’ve noticed these high-tech masturbation sleeves almost a year ago, on a Japanese web site. They looked so cool to my geeky little heart, I kept waiting for them to show up in the US. Finally! Found them at Good Vibes with a gift card in hand - doesn’t get better than that.

The first thing I noticed is that they now come in two sizes, 6.0 & 8.0. The 8.0 was developed specially for the US market, I kid you not (yeah, insert a stereotypical joke here.. please don’t). I’d really, really suggest 8.0 if you are near or over 7″ - I tried sticking a finger into 6.0, and it barely fit. Of course, you might like that yourself.

Getting Tenga ready is easy - just peel the top of the wrapper, take off the cap, peel the top hole covering and you’re ready to go. No worry about bra hooks and foreplay ;-). Remember that hole on the top, it’ll be your best friend a little later. Unfortunately, the first dip can be a little cold. (Alas, the Tenga warmers sold in Japan have not made it to the US yet. Are you listening, Good Vibes?) Eventually, it’ll warm up from your body heat and friction though.

Tenga interior (courtesy of TengaUS.com)

… And there’s a whole lot of friction. Wow. Just take a look at this interior diagram from TengaUS web site. Every inch is designed to bring the maximum stimulation of just the right kind in just the right place. Even the softness of the material inside varies - the opening is butter soft (really, just one touch and you’d be addicted), the nubs that rub the head of your cock are firmer so you can really feel them.

I started with simple stuff first, letting him slide all the way in. After a few strokes, Tenga started warming up, and my honey’s eyes started bulging out of his head. But wait, that’s not all! Twisting when he was all the way in had a great effect too - try it. Another thing that apparently felt really good was plunging just a third of the way in for a while. So many amazing sensation to feel, all different.

Then, I started using the amazing Tenga suction in addition to the twisting and stroking - close the top hole with your finger on the upstroke. He’s never felt suction like this… Even I have to admit that (you’ll know why in a moment). To every one’s surprise, he came in minutes (this is a guy who was trained to last for hours, people). After he could catch his breath, he said it felt like the orgasm was just ripped from him, a one long, powerful pouring out instead of the usual spurts!

Of course, after all the fun I just had to take a look inside this magic toy. So, I went to wash it out (almost impossible - if you want to reuse it, you’re better off not cumming inside). I jammed the opening onto my bathroom faucet and waited for water to start pouring over the top of the toy.. and waited.. and noticed that my feet are getting wet. The damn thing has such an amazing vacuum seal it *actually backed up water in the pipes until the pipe joint burst water*!

Wow.

I’m buying another one. Right away. Again an again. At least until they start making the reusable version in the US size.