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August 11, 2009

Pretty pussy plastic surgery (rant)

Tags: , , , , — Webmistress @ 1:01 am

Just read an article about female genital cosmetic surgery, and I’m blowing my top off on the subject in a most un-PC way. Blast back if you wish.

I’m a woman, and I just snapped. I’m tired of defending my poor, victimized sisters with phrases like “women should not be expected/forced/whatever to…”. You know, I never met a man that looked at my pussy and said “Ewww, her labia is not slender enough. I can’t fuck that!”.  Sorry ladies, you’re definitely doing this one to yourselves, by yourselves.

Women, grow a brain and a spine.

Then, repeat after me: “I’m NOT a victim. I’m NOT a victim.”

A lazy, ignorant person looking for a quick fix so she can stay lazy and ignorant, a person who puts all her value into her looks (and then cries that she’s being objectified), a person who continuously expects everyone *else* to solve her own problems and then complains of victimization when people take advantage of her laziness, cupidity and lack of introspection, gets no sympathy from me any more. Man, woman or anything in between, aside from a few genuine cosmetic surgery addicts like Michael Jackson. This is it.

A little advice for otherwise normal people seeking genital surgery:

1) TAKE TIME to learn your body and what gives you pleasure. Then communicate with your partner and ask for it. Cutting off half your nerves will NOT make sex feel better (duh), unless you’re so narcissistic, you orgasm from thinking about your new, improved body alone.

2) Kegels, Kegels, Kegels. Exercise your vaginal muscles and both you and your partner will be MUCH happier. After a little while, the difference in the level of pleasure is astonishing.

3) Learn to please your partner. Actually paying attention to your partner’s body and their pleasure can be very hot - for both of you. You worry about the length of your labia? After you give him an Earth-shattering orgasm, and help him to give you one too, he *will* be back for more even if you have a third ear on the back of your head.

Yeah, I know - the 1, 2 and 3 are something that you actually have to *work* on by yourself. So much easier to just dump a bunch of money on someone to make you prettier/younger/more attractive/happier… Well, tough luck.


*Author is a cushy/comfy looking woman in her 40’s. She discovered good sex and slutdom too young to say here, power of her big boobs by her 20s, Kegels in her 30’s, and the fact that being horny, caring, kinky, eager, smart and a good listener is the best pheromone on the market by that 10th extra pound.

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  1. You tell them!

    It is just another form of genital mutilation.

    Teaching young women to love themselves as they are is like herding cats.

    Perhaps if these young ladies didn’t shave clean their naughty bits they wouldn’t stare at them strangely.

    Comment by racy_rick — August 11, 2009 @ 7:58 am

  2. Check out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VR4O68kUj5c for a funny version of this same rant, really.

    Comment by The Fatman — August 23, 2009 @ 1:22 pm

  3. I SO prefer giant floppy lipps to the small “cute” ones!

    Comment by Slick — September 30, 2009 @ 8:04 pm

  4. OMG! Just say No to the Frankencrotch!


    Comment by Ouch — November 2, 2009 @ 4:58 am

  5. I…don’t know what to say. Well, to each her own I guess. I still think it’s a matter of taste. You did bring up good points and I personally agree with them.

    Comment by Utah Plastic Surgeons — November 2, 2009 @ 10:16 pm

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