You know how every big and little town tries to close adult businesses because of the “crime they bring to the neighborhood”? Well, once and for all, the facts show it was about bare tits after all.
A Bakersfield Californian staff writer had a little time on his hands, and decided to run a comparison for the 3 years of crime statistics for Bakersfield, CA. The results may surprise you:
Chuck E. Cheese & John’s Incredible Pizza, both the major kid and family venues had significantly higher number of reported crimes than Déjà Vu Show Bar, the local strip club – two times more!
The local tavern, skating rink, theater and arena led the crime numbers game over the nudie bar too. These stats include not just the nasty divorce fights, but also the parking lot shootings.
Just goes to tell you. Bouncy breasts and sweaty promise of sex in the air are good for your health, your mood and your peace… and for the peace of your city too.
Am I the only one who thinks that the World Peace would be so much more easily obtained if everyone was getting laid plenty; especially the politicians and religious leaders?
How about it, ladies – should we start a new movement? Pussies for Peace! Hand-jobs against Hunger! Freebies for Freedom!