$5 billion bailout for porn industry!
The paragons of adult entertainment are asking Congress to help the flaccid adult industry revenues by pumping $5 billion into the porn business.
Who else could come up with such a stunt but the perpetual bad boys Larry Flynt (Hustler) & Joe Francis of “Girls Gone Wild” fame? Hats off to you, gents.
After all, government *is* paying $1.34 billion+ subsidizing the TV industry for the millions of HDTV converter boxes, in the middle of the biggest recession since the Great Crash. Why pay for both bread and games, gov’t? Give them porn, and they’ll forget to eat ;-).
Darn, I wish I though of this. Do you think it’s too late for Lovings.com Escort Guide to apply? Hey, we help hundreds of locally employed escorts, masseuses, strippers, parlors and dominatrixes stay in business. These are *American jobs*, baby! You can export porn production (lots of it done in Eastern Europe these days - hot, uninhibited women over there), but you can’t export a hands-on experience…
“…according to Flynt the recession has acted like a national cold shower. “People are too depressed to be sexually active,” Flynt says, “This is very unhealthy as a nation. Americans can do without cars and such but they cannot do without sex.”"
Link to the official press release.
