Merry XXXmas! Not too late for last minute shopping + a few crooked songs for Naughty Santas
Still stuck on what to get for your favorite escort, or the fellow sex enthusiast in your life?
Here are a couple of last minute suggestions (all git certificates are delivered by email, so you won’t be late):
For the deviant in your life
-ExtremeRestraints is the cream of the crop (and whip, and strap) for your bondage and fetish playmates. I love bying my wicked toys here ;-). I highly recommend shopping together with your significant other - you can get a lot of ideas just by looking around. Here is a gift certificate link.
-Holistic Wisdom has a corny name, but also a great selection of more mainstream sex toys, from simple fun stocking-stuffers like a tiny tongue vibrator, to the decadent gold plated top of the line vibes in the $800 range. Get a gift certificate here.
For your ATFs
-She works so hard to make you happy. How about a little pampering in return? On SpaFinder, you can find a local spa, read reviews & even buy a gift certificate or book a session on the spot for participating places.
http://www.spafinder.com
-Looking forward to the next tête-à-tête? Victoria’s Secret offers last minute gift cards too - let her choose the naughty unmentionables herself, you sweet, sweet sugar daddy. Victoria’s Secret gift certificate.
And while you’re shopping, here is a little collection of my favorite crooked holidays songs. Happy holidays from the depths of depravity, San Francisco.
This one is the unofficial Lovings.com anthem
- Eartha Kitt’s “Santa Baby”
Wet Spots’ “Fist Me This Christmas” - Wet Spots are another Webmistress’ favorite. You can occasionally catch them in San Francisco & around the country…
Jackie Beat’s “Sleigh Ride in Leather”








