We must protect the public from the peril of loose breasts! Those darn things pop up in the least likely places… Being a woman, I find it nice to have a pair of such wonderous, magical toys at my disposal. Have ‘em, like ‘em, show ‘em, share ‘em. But not on Facebook.
Hey, may as well make one I’ll keep :-). Seriously, scientists say that the good and plentiful sex is good for you. Remember, you must have sex at least 20 times per month to reap ALL these wonderful health benefits!
Still stuck on what to get for your favorite escort, or the fellow sex enthusiast in your life?
Here are a couple of last minute suggestions (all git certificates are delivered by email, so you won’t be late)
Long gone are the days when you could trust a photo in an adult entertainment ad. When is retouching too much of a good thing, and what you can do about it – pros, cons, poll & a truly funny video.
Not by choice, but because of a court settlement, after a 3 year long court battle. If gender discrimination is illegal, should the discrimination based on sexual orientation be legal? What do you think -poll?
Does your erection last longer than pyramids? Do you get hard at the drop of a bra? Are you a robot from the future come to ravish the fair maidens of the 21st century?
Did pedofilia become legal while I was not looking? Child molesters, head to Mervyn’s!
Is it too small? Too curved? Too quick? Not made of steel? Have I got the news for you…